forgot about this part in metroid prime

Found a bunch of photos from before I had this blog and back when I had long hair and massive eyebrows 😂

I put the first pic on my story and this guy I know reacted to it and started chatting me up and he told me he wants to see my breasts 🤣 in a cruder way, or course 🥴

🤦‍♀️

At what point would you reply “You’re being roasted on Tumblr”?

I blocked him after this, I just let him keep going up until then because I had hope he would get the hint, but alas.

In the midst of all this harrassment, did he seriously ask you to buy him Call of Duty? Or does COD stand for something else?

Yes LOL

We have GOT to pick a better name for our galaxy than the Milky Way, if aliens ever come from the Andromeda Galaxy they're gonna think it's a horny thing

sorry but you’re gonna have to rename the entire concept of a galaxy if u wanna fix this problem

>discover humans

>they classify gravitational wells with a large number of stars as milk

>they call their own region of space a particularly milky milk place

>when they're born they need milk or milk substitutes to survive

>name their whole taxonomic class of animals after glands that produce milk

>whole entire industries dedicated to the production of milk

>leaves

they call it spongebob the musical because they sing song

no way. where do you learn this stuff

do i go in there?

Revolutionary Girl Utena is actually a narrative about why car dependency is bad

Akio’s car is symbolic of power, and sexual power specifically, as the ultimate antidote for masculine insecurity. The car is a loud, flashy, grotesquely powerful object that grants you the ultimate freedom - the freedom to travel in any direction, the freedom to move at any speed, the freedom to have your way with the woman you want, the absolute freedom of embracing masculine entitlement. The car exists to quell the doubt of those who have begun to notice the cracks in the system of Ohtori, to placate them with this illusory freedom that makes them believe they can breach the walls of their coffin all while they travel around in circles over and over again forever. The car presents itself as a way that you can surpass the system and depend only on your own will, when in reality you're just submitting to Akio's will and playing into a system that is built around the car and requires your acceptance of it to be successful.

This is just like how men who spend five hundred thousand on a bright red gas guzzling fuckmobile think they're proving that they've got a huge dick and unlimited freedom, when in fact they're just further submitting to a system that forces them to spend thousands of dollars monthly to have the privilege of traveling 20 minutes and putting their lives at risk to get bread at the nearest walmart.

I remembered my dumb horrible idea for an RGU AU.

do it write the fic dooooo ittttt

@princess-dere

this is a poem

i couldn’t not draw this

the rat poem is too powerful that’s why they don’t talk about it

Shitty Utena fact #2: Even I have 20/20 vision according to this eyesight chart

This ate my brain for several days.

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

no.

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

I love to read the notes on this post, you guys are amazing!

This is satire worth of the onion

inspired by my own deceiving eyes

I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY

WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS

JAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT NOT YOU TOO

I never realized this until you pointed it out

holy fucking shit

they love doing this btw, here’s a small compilation

I JUST THOUGHT THEY WERE DOING A LITTLE GAY POSE I DIDN’T REALIZE THEY WERE MAKING AN R